Insipid doesn’t mean it’s simple.
Alliterations are awesome as alternatives to actual answers.
You don’t need to take a gerbil to the vet.
Product roadmaps are for those who don’t have anything to demo.
Possible? Certainly. Plausible? Maybe. Probable? Definitely not.
Slack is like introducing casual Fridays to a company full of people with really bad judgement.
Can we take this offline? Is meeting-speak for shut the fuck up.
Don’t overthink it is meeting-speak for I don’t give a shit.
If someone answers your question with don’t worry about it, worry.
Time management is an excellent suggestion. You go first.